I’m at work and the telephone starts to ring. Number withheld so I answer the thing.

Hello how may I help, I said. A brief pause then the insult he said.

I didn’t hear well so I ask him to repeat. The insult again, my heart increases it’s beat.

I think how should I respond to this little boy. What’s your game you little runt, this is your joy?

The little idiot has wound me up. Goodbye little boy, I hang up!

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Wake up in the morning,

Morning coffee for me.

Me needs me coffee to wake up.

Up for the day.

Day is gonna be hard.

Hard to get ready.

Ready to go?

Go? Pff no, me needs another coffee!

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Sex, oh it’s great

New person, mmm, wait

Awkward the first time

Remember her

How’d she kiss, burgggh

Like a fish, was her

Goodbye, next for me

She was taller than a tree

Do something don’t just lay there

Your creeping me out with your stare

I do all the work, stay on your back

More action from a bloody sack

Tried once with an old friend

Interesting the moment spent

Emotions empty never that great

Never again for goodness sakes

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Phil lister 08/10/17

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I want you

Can’t stop thinking

About you

One kiss

One touch

Sad thing

It’ll never be

Enough

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Phil lister 02/10/17

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Do you ever remember single life?

I remembered thinking of my strife

I always thought I’d never find her

I’d want so hard and all girls scarpered

I was so lonely, so down

I was not fun to be around

I was pathetic, desperate, all the above

I was ready to do anything for love

I tried so hard, it never worked

I depressed myself, went a little berserk

I tried everything, meeting different girls

The only thing was it seemed a different world

Sometimes we can meet one and she is the one

Sometimes we meet a 100 and have lots of fun

You must never quit, wallow in pity

I’ve been there, I felt real shitty

Life goes on and surprisingly enough

When you don’t expect it along comes love.

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Phil lister 09/10/17

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What’s a relationship? well I’m gonna be blunt

Can you be with someone, succeed the hunt?

Do you know someone before going out?

Their favorite things to go about?

Ok, fast forward skip all of that

Let’s get to the good stuff, the blunt facts

You finally do the business his place or hers

What happens next? What is going to occur?

Was it rubbish, no joy there?

Did they smell bad? Not going there!

Was you so clingy they told you so?

Did they grab their coat and go?

Did they say their ex was better?

Did they leave an ex’s letter?

Maybe they won’t do the thing that you love

For you it’s essential, for you it’s a must!

…

So…

You find a good partner, great, once and for all

What happens next, it is your call

That bizarre moment all is done

The sex is over, so is the fun

Make a cup of tea? Put on the telly

Make dinner, fill our bellies?

Awkwardness over for a little bit

Enjoy your life, make a go of it! 😄

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Phil lister 09/10/17

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I am looking, what am I looking for

Something to change, not like before

I am fed up with the norm, the status quo

This purgatory, I’m going to and fro

Nothing is ever new, it’s always the same

This job is getting to me, giving me pain

Late nights, no family life, doing in my brain

I’m so busy at work, too tired to complain

I’m trying so hard to attain something new

At the moment crappy sticks to me like glue

Rejections, no answers, days passing by

Times a wasting, it doesn’t help to cry

My girlfriend, my kids, I do this for you all

Luck has to visit me once, I refuse to fall

Say no all you want, I refuse to be beat

I’m a stubborn bastard, I don’t accept defeat

I will provide, I will always go all the way

It will change soon my life, it starts today

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Phil lister 25/09/17

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