funny · Life

That hotel will never be forgot

I remember that hotel

Never seen as bad as that

Shocked when I opened the door

Gave me a heart attack

.

The bed was disgusting

Made me want to heave

Dirty with stains on it

I just wanted to leave

.

The air con was a death trap

Cables black and bare

Surely if I touched them

I would shock all my hair

.

The bathroom don’t get me started

The shower covered in mould

The filthy escape vent

200 years old

.

I don’t know how I slept

That night I was so stressed

My shadow danced with the shadows

My soul so scared it left

.

The morning I went for breakfast

Biscotte was all I got

Included in the price

That hotel will never be forgot

.

Searching for you is a collection of poetry about love, heartbreak and happiness. A raw journey looking at our search in life to find ourselves and that special someone.

fantasy · funny · New work

Fidoodle

I have a fidoodle

Whatever that is

Is it a poodle

Or is it a fish

Midnight laughed so

From this doodle bug

Can’t stop herself

Can’t get enough

What do you say

To the god of fidoodle

Do you wanna fight

Or a spicy pot noodle

Can you pick it

Like you pick your nose

It’s a fidoodle

No one knows

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