How nice would it be?
To have somewhere to go
To think
To breathe
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No kids
No partner
Just you
And your thoughts
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I think
Even then
It would still
Piss me off
Tag: funny
Stupid test
Oh I love to wear a mask
Oh I love to feel so daft
Feeling muzzled just like a dog
Glasses steaming with stupid fog
Now I’m waiting in my line
Like a sheep just stuck behind
Hey stand back! You’re in my space
Can’t you see my I don’t care face
I’m poking my tongue out, just for you
Oh darn it, did you see it, sorry, oops
Don’t hit me, I apologise mate
Can’t you see it was just a mistake
God we’re going crazy, what a bloody mess
It’s the new road rage, everyone’s upset
Can’t take a joke. Sticking things up the nose
I think about funny things, cheesy smelly toes
Now that passes better, that second of pain
Stupid medical test, Like it’s a game
It didn’t really hurt, that tear in my eye
Just a bit of dust caught me by surprise
Until the next time, sure I’ll see you again
It wasn’t that bad, even if there is no end
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That hotel will never be forgot
I remember that hotel
Never seen as bad as that
Shocked when I opened the door
Gave me a heart attack
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The bed was disgusting
Made me want to heave
Dirty with stains on it
I just wanted to leave
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The air con was a death trap
Cables black and bare
Surely if I touched them
I would shock all my hair
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The bathroom don’t get me started
The shower covered in mould
The filthy escape vent
200 years old
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I don’t know how I slept
That night I was so stressed
My shadow danced with the shadows
My soul so scared it left
.
The morning I went for breakfast
Biscotte was all I got
Included in the price
That hotel will never be forgot
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Oopsie
I am so sorry
From the moment that I wake
Why did you have to leave?
Before I fixed the brakes
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Sidney the snake
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Have you seen Sidney the snake?
Sidney the snake
Sidney the snake
Have you seen Sidney the snake?
He is over there
.
Rattling his tail back and fourth
Back and fourth
Back and fourth
Rattling his tail back and fourth
Making a merry tune
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Oh won’t you come and dance with me?
Dance with me
Dance with me
Oh won’t you come and dance with me?
We will have such fun
.
Will you dance with Sidney the snake?
Sidney the snake
Sidney the snake
Will you dance with Sidney the snake?
You will have such fun
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Blown fuse
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Blown fuse,
Flow booze
Tied noose
Pain tooth
Door Loose
Mess truth
Blood ruse
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