I’m in my old caravan, 

And I ain’t got a plan

My wife has just left me

She’s really takin the pee

Cause she’s a selfish bitch

Some people call her a witch

But certainly not me

I’m just happy to be free

She left me for that guy

I can’t even think why

Twenty years my younger

Could of been the plumber

It’s better than staying together

And not knowing whatever

Could of happened to us

No need to make a fuss

She’s outta my life

My missus, the wife.

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Phil lister 24/08/17

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