Current affairs · depression · family · happy · Life · love

My missus, the wife

I’m in my old caravan, 

And I ain’t got a plan

My wife has just left me

She’s really takin the pee

Cause she’s a selfish bitch

Some people call her a witch

But certainly not me

I’m just happy to be free

She left me for that guy

I can’t even think why

Twenty years my younger

Could of been the plumber

It’s better than staying together

And not knowing whatever

Could of happened to us

No need to make a fuss

She’s outta my life

My missus, the wife.

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Phil lister 24/08/17

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Childhood · depression · family · happy · Life · love

I’m your daddy

I’ve had the text from your mum

In 2 hours ends the fun

I’m doing the washing up

Thinking surely too much

Starting to regret and punish myself

I imagine it’s not good for my health

You’ve been with us for 12 days

And your going through a phase

It seems you’ve been punishing us

Fits, tantrums, sulks and stuff

What ever your 6 year old mind can find

What are you going to do this time?

It’s been so difficult looking after you

Not always knowing what to do.

With the baby here it’s been a big change

And for you it has to be a little bit strange

We talk to you often, try to explain

You rolling your eyes, us explaining in vein

I want us to get along, all together

But you change your mind just like the weather

I ask myself what can I do?

What is needed to help you?

Although it’s difficult and you can make me sad.

I’ll always love you cause I’ll always be your dad.

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Phil lister 21/08/17

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depression · family · Life · love · work

Life sucks!

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When you’ve had a bad day

And you wonder which way

To go in your life

Because you’ve argued with the wife

Your kids hate you

It’s their point of view

That nothing is good enough

And that’s the way it is. Tough

Your job sucks like a wormhole

You don’t like your boss, the arsewhole

You can’t find another job

Cause your a lazy slob

Bills just don’t stop coming in 

Overdraft and credit cards sinned

Your car has broken down

Your face is starting to frown

Your phone is almost flat

Forgot to charge, what a twat.

That’s it, decided to quit?

Look at yourself and stop being a dick

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Phil lister 20/08/17

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depression · happy · Life · work

My boss – I hate you!

Boss, we’ve all got one

Many of us are under the thumb

Let’s start with all the different types

Thoughtful, kind and sometimes nice

Controlling, demanding, asking a lot

Stressful, arrogant, losing the plot

It’s us doing the hours, working all day

While your chilling out, getting your pay

What do you actually do? I’ve not had my break!

Sitting there you, chilled, you great big mistake!

Look at all the work I have done for you

Thanks guy, I’ll pass it for mine, that’s true

There is one think that I’d like to say to you….

Your an arsehole, I quit, FUCK YOU!

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Phil lister 19/08/17

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