When you first come into this world
The nurse inspects you and gives you a twirl
You are then taken home and placed to nest
You are left to slumber and of course to rest
From that moment there is a change
You start to cry and make your parents deranged
Through all the noise and the screaming
Your parents would rather be dreaming
For this disruption causes stress
Their sweet child is no longer a bless
And for a reason unknown to you
Your parents split and are no longer two
Was it your fault? Is it true?
Was it actually because of you?