Snip snip

5 am arrived

Into the shower

Washed with antiseptic

For what felt like hours

.

My daughter got up

Ate breakfast with me

I enjoyed my hug

Made me happy

.

Taxi arrived

Already stressing

Do I have to pay?

Or keep guessing?

.

Arrive at hospital

130 euro taxi

Fuck a duck

Tring to axe me?

.

Book in now

Taxi lady goes

400 to pay for op

That fucking blows

.

So stressed waiting

Did I prepare everything?

Did I forget

What was that thing?

.

Into another room

Do this do that

Listen well

Focus like a cat

.

Getting naked

Putting on my gowns

Stress exploding

Frown frown frown

.

Stuff in lockers

Last interview

Almost there

Want to spew

.

Taken to be knocked out

So friendly there

Oxygen and tube

I’m scared

.

Felt so heavy

Finally blacked out

Woke up gingerly

Heard someone shout

.

10 o’clock

That was quick

Didn’t take long

To snip my bits

.

A nice nurse checked on me

She had a look

Don’t mind me

Said it was all good

.

Out to the box bedroom

For coffee and cake

Looking around

What a funny place

.

Blood pressure low

Feel I’m gonna faint

I needed to pee

Had to complain

.

Doc comes out

All good to go

Follow the rules

3 months to show

.

Finally back

Taxi lady nice

Drove a bit fast

Still have my life

.

Made lunch

My balls hurt

Hunger solved

Do not exert

.

Relax now

Write for you

I’m calm now

Will have to do