Never have I been so insulted by you
I prepared a meal which was beautiful
You were sat to receive my dish
You decided to take the piss
3 hours I slaved for that food
Your comments oh so lewd
What was it that you didn’t like?
Why did you have to snipe?
Well do you know what you can do?
Next time make your own food
Just one last thing do finish off
Splat, enjoy your food, I’m off!
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